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| MarkkoOndricek |
 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject: Another funny... |
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Guy is sitting in a bar, talking to a pretty woman.
She: "You look kinda sad."
He: "Yeah, my wife just left me. She said I was too kinky." She: "Really! My husband just left me too! For the same reason!" So obviously, they get sweet, and he gets invited back to her place.
She: "Just relax. I'm going to get into something less comfortable."
She goes into the bedroom and puts on leather split-crotch panties, thigh-high boots, leather bra with cutouts for the nipples, dog collar... She hoists her whip and goes back into the livingroom. He's putting his coat on.
She: "Hey! I thought we were going to get kinky?"
He: "We just did. I fucked your dog and shat in your purse. I'm outa here..."
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| Golyth Carillon |
| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:41 am Post subject: |
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/me just stares blankly and tries not to remember once seeing German Shizer videos.
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