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| Blood Kraft |
 Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| I would imagine havin' a digital Ken doll bumpin' and grindin' it's fleshtone coinpurse against a gal might make it a tad hard to use your imagination. |
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| Atmlady Alcott |
| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:01 am Post subject: |
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Location: Not in Pleasentville. It's just not nice there anymore.
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/me Hides in the Center after bringing up this subject as now she is sure the fine men of Midian will be out to beat her up.
ACTUALLY, I can imagine it must be difficult for a poor guy, which is why I always carry an extra and TRANSFERABLE "pee pee" in my inventory. (JUST to loan out to friends of course, NEVER for personal use  )
Sadly, to often these "items" seem to be made in sizes that are not exactly proportionate with the body they are going on.
I have seen some guys whip it out and it so NOT the right size for them, that sex is impossible because you are dying laughing. Instead of a sexual partner you seem to be getting humped by a giant pee pee with a small avitar attached to it.
Then again, I see guys running around touting how they are 7 foot tall, 300 lbs of "rompin, stompin dynamite" but they end up with a 2 inch fuse.
PERHAPS it is time for men to rebel and go on strike until SL can come up with "lifelike" pee pee's.
HEY, who knows, maybe the good people in the lab at Asshati Drugs can start producing a new product line of "Male Enhancement Attachable Tools" or as I guess they could call them MEAT for short 
Always let it be said Auntie is here to promote business and commerce in Midian.
/me Opens another bottle of the Aspirins sent her by KAOS and gobbles it down as she keeps hearing "Star Warish" voices in her head saying, "Auntie,------Auntie, you must come and "ride the snake", or if its the wrong attachment "worship the worm".
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| Soap Clawtooth |
| Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Perhaps you should become a Microbiologist for the UAC, auntie, if only to make those small wee-wee's more appealing 
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| TheCatsGem |
| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Cephas Loire wrote: |
| Is there a list somewhere of all the RP drugs of Midian? Descriptions, how they are taken, effects etc? I hear ppl talk about it, but I feel teh uber n00bish when I even try to interact with it.... |
Lucy's got lots except the Ashagi ones at the Peep Show. After what happened when Kat gave some to a customer, I doubt she'd let those in anyway. IM me in world and I'll drop notecards on you, Cephas. Would they even work on your character though? Curious minds ... |
Hey!!!! That was SOOO not Kat's fault! She asked permission it wasn't her fault Lucy was upstairs and left Kat alone with all those bottles and ideas in her head! Lucy should have known better...leaving Kat alone in a room with drugs, liquor, and her own ideas your ether going to have her REALLY drugged, someone else REALLY drugged.... OR her and the person REALLY drugged |
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