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| Atmlady Alcott |
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| Blood Kraft wrote: |
| OMG I created a monster! I'll be sure to bring cold compresses and plenty of aspirin. I'm sure there will be plenty of sore necks. I mean after burying your face in pie for a few hours... |
Blood dear, I have a first aid kit in the center and also some aspirin. It looks like this pie eating contest may be a fun event in the city. Dear Nen, will be there to judge but I do hope more ladies enter their pie in the contest, as I doubt if my pie can feed everyone in town. I suppose if I slice it smaller it can feed more, but I did so want everyone to get a big slice of my pie.  |
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| Charles Noble |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Well Judging the size of the pie hole i'm sure theres more than enough Pie to feed not only midian but the entire northen hemisphere.
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| Atmlady Alcott |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Charles Noble wrote: |
| Well Judging the size of the pie hole i'm sure theres more than enough Pie to feed not only midian but the entire northen hemisphere. |
Does this mean we can count on you for a pie Chuckie Poe? Don't be ashamed to enter your pie. It certainly does'nt take away from your manhood to have others know you bake and are handy in the kitchen. Besides, if people like your pie, you can add them to the menu in your bar and maybe pick up some lunch business. There is no downside to this for you. |
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| Charles Noble |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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I'll make cake..
I found a special recipe
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resins.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
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| Atmlady Alcott |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| SEE CHUCKIE POO!!!! I always knew you had a "BETTY CROCKER" side to you. I mean you can fool some of the people with your '"tough guy, I'm a badass" persona, BUT I KNOW DIFFERENT. Now just get this cake baked and we can certainly serve it at the pie eating contest. |
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| J8 Skall |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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If Jay's back in time, he;ll come up withsoemhting too, he bought a recipe book himself recently, it seemed fitting with his punkish nature, a little volume called 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'.
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| Chandra Meehan |
| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Charles Noble wrote: |
I'll make cake..
I found a special recipe ((and so on)) |
OH THANKS for writing that all down again for me! that will deeply implant that word 'rhubarb' into my mind! *lauhgs*
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| Nenraa Huffhines |
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| I'm sure with some of the women in this city there will be PLENTY of pie to go around and enough for seconds on some. |
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| Golyth Carillon |
| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:07 am Post subject: |
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So true Nen but atleast for myself... I've never been one for the so called "sloppy seconds" and I especially don't like eating off some one elses plate.... germs and all.
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| Charles Noble |
| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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You'll always have sloppy seconds regardless. Good luck finding a "Mint condition, never used pie" in midian, well there is one but it may be a little "stale, old,crusty and flakey".
Considering that, maybe left overs aint too bad an alternative
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| Aegyptia Elvehjem |
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| Charles Noble wrote: |
Good luck finding a "Mint condition, never used pie" in midian, well there is one but it may be a little "stale, old,crusty and flakey".
Considering that, maybe left overs aint too bad an alternative |
Charles, you shouldn't put yourself down like that, I am sure Auntie will be first in line at your table and everyone knows that cake/pie goes well with a nice tossed salad.
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| Charles Noble |
| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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No thanks.
I get plenty of pie and i'd rather drink brake fluid than sample her pie, I could list the "I'd rathers", but thought this thread was bout a movie.
Charles "Who ate all the pies" Noble
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| Aegyptia Elvehjem |
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| Charles Noble wrote: |
| Charles "Who ate all the pies" Noble |
Can we call you Dirty Sanchez for short? *runs*
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| Charles Noble |
| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Don't make me pull a hoodini on you or give you a donkey punch.
Charles "Ask me what a Hoodini is" Noble
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| Atmlady Alcott |
| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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WELL, I do declare. Never have I seen so many ungrateful people  Here some ladies are wishing to have a pie sale for the betterment of our city and I get all these guys COMPLAINING. Sheeshh, I don't hear the ladies crying when some slick guy invites her over for a Big Salami dinner and she ends up getting a Vienna Sausage- Noooooooooooooo. All these complaints about "stale, old crusty pies" when again I don't hear ladies complaining about "shriveled up old weiners" . Going on about "having seconds, INDEED. The truth is maybe some of you fellows cant handle a "second helping"? (DON'T BLAME IT ON STRESS, WE ALL LIVE HERE) Man up and if you can't handle a second piece of pie, Don't worry, You can always lick the pie plate clean |
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