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| ghandi |
 Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:05 am Post subject: Loch Ness Sightings |
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So. She's out there somewhere. Occasionally, when there aren't many out and about, she springs into action, pulling strings, and kissing vending machines. And if you ever have the chance to talk with Jade when she isn't busy, I'd highly recommend it. You never know what nuggets of wisdom might appear.
An Hour With Jade
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[22:56] Joss Imako: Itsu!
[22:58] Jade Steele: Hi
[22:58] Joss Imako: lol
[22:59] Joss Imako: Sorry. Like an attractive nessie sighting.
[22:59] Jade Steele: lol
[22:59] Jade Steele: I'm compared to the lochness monster?
[23:00] Joss Imako: Well, Nessie doesn't have anything on you.
[23:00] Jade Steele: I would hope not! I've certainly nothing aginast Nessie!
[23:01] Joss Imako: Though I suppose I'm keeping you from whatever it is you're doing.
[23:01] Jade Steele: Its okay
[23:02] Joss Imako: Really? So would you be opposed to me trying to annoy you with random factoids?
[23:02] Jade Steele: Not at all
[23:03] Joss Imako: Okay. The most awesome of planets is the sun.
[23:03] Jade Steele: the sun isn't a planet
[23:03] Joss Imako: Hey now. Who's the one giving the factoids here?
[23:04] Jade Steele: I thought it was a trick question in the form of a statement
[23:06] Joss Imako: Jeopardy is hosted by Alex Trebek who is both Canadian and parodied by Will Ferrel. Alex Trebek shaved his moustache, so Jeopardy unfortunately is not the most awesome of planets.
[23:07] Jade Steele: Much like Pluto, he was removed from planet status.
[23:08] Joss Imako: Right right. NASA figured out that since Alex usually stays in the same position around the Earth, he does in fact cross over a planet's solar orbit 365.25 days a year. So Trebek is just a satellite.
[23:10] Joss Imako: I do have a couple of questions as well.
[23:10] Jade Steele: Dave Matthews Band sings a song call satellite
[23:10] Joss Imako: So does POD.
[23:10] Jade Steele: Oh yes true
[23:11] Jade Steele: I forgot about that one
[23:11] Joss Imako: I forgot about the Dave Matthews one.
[23:11] Jade Steele: And then there is an old band called Georgia and the Satellites
[23:12] Joss Imako: I'm completely unfamiliar with that.
[23:12] Joss Imako: And why did you just kick the vendor?
[23:13] Jade Steele: its being dumb
[23:13] Joss Imako: That wasn't one of my questions I had a couple minutes ago. That one was a new one.
[23:13] Joss Imako: How is it being dumb?
[23:14] Jade Steele: it isn't connecting to its server
[23:14] Joss Imako: Then maybe it's just having some issues.
[23:15] Joss Imako: You could try giving it a pill or talking dirty to it. Might help get in the mood and over those issues.
[23:15] Jade Steele: oh duh
[23:15] Jade Steele: It was my fault
[23:15] Jade Steele: I wsa being dumb
[23:15] Jade Steele: But these things do screw up a lot on their own for no apparent reason
[23:16] Joss Imako: Hooray for me being without having any experience with that and not letting me empathasize!
[23:17] Joss Imako: empathize. empathsize...
[23:17] Joss Imako: What the heck. I just lost a word.
[23:17] Jade Steele: Yes luck you!
[23:17] Jade Steele kisses the vendor
[23:18] Joss Imako: I think I'm finally running out of vocabulary room and am actually replacing English words and meanings with those of other languages.
[23:19] Jade Steele: Why is that?
[23:19] Joss Imako: Well for one thing, I'm trying to see how many different languages I can use to say, "Shut up and get me a beer."
[23:20] Jade Steele: That's a good thing to know in any language.
[23:20] Joss Imako: That's what I thought. Even if I don't drink.
[23:21] Joss Imako: For some odd reason though, the Mandarin version is the easiest to remember.
[23:22] Joss Imako: "Bitzu ai ghay wa bechu."
[23:22] Jade Steele: Wow. Impressive
[23:23] Joss Imako: How is that impressive? Should I go through the rest?
[23:23] Jade Steele: Yes please do
[23:23] Joss Imako: The French one is a little off, but it gets the point across.
[23:23] Joss Imako: Tais-toi obtenez-moi la biere.
[23:24] Joss Imako: Spanish: Cierre para arriba y cosiiama la cerveza.
[23:24] Joss Imako: German: Halt die schnauzze erhalen sie mir bier.
[23:24] Joss Imako: Finnish: Turpa kiinni ja tuo mulle bisse.
[23:25] Joss Imako: Czech-ish: Zavri hubu a dones mi pivo.
[23:25] Joss Imako: Sweedish: Hall kaft och ge mig en ol.
[23:25] Joss Imako: I hate Russian.
[23:25] Jade Steele: Oh!
[23:26] Jade Steele: I know how to say it in Ireland
[23:26] Joss Imako: Not going to do that one because I kept forgetting the way of spelling it.
[23:26] Joss Imako drumrolls.
[23:26] Jade Steele: "Shut up an get me a beer"
[23:27] Jade Steele: you can add "wanker" at the end too if you wish an isult on top of it
[23:27] Joss Imako: For some odd reason, thought you were going to do it in Gaelic.
[23:27] Jade Steele: Sorry
[23:28] Jade Steele: I don't know much Gaelic and all that I did know I've forgotten
[23:28] Joss Imako: Right. Easy joke.
[23:28] Joss Imako: Skipping it because I keep forgetting I have questions.
[23:28] Jade Steele: Yes
[23:28] Jade Steele: And silly
[23:28] Joss Imako: Right then.
[23:29] Joss Imako: So what's going to happen with the sky? Not exactly the normal red anymore unless you shift your draw out into the upper triple digits.
[23:30] Jade Steele: The new viewer sort of messes it up
[23:31] Joss Imako: Mmhmm.
[23:31] Joss Imako: Granted, the new sky actually looks good finally, but is a new version of the redness going to be worked on?
[23:32] Jade Steele: I'm not real sure yet. He changed the shape so that it looks better ... but if you have your draw distance out
[23:32] Jade Steele: before it didn't look right at all
[23:33] Jade Steele: Okay I must run now
[23:33] Joss Imako: Aw.
[23:33] Jade Steele: Nice talking to you ... and very interesting factoids too!
[23:33] Jade Steele: 
[23:33] Joss Imako: Well would you mind if I posted this in the forums?
[23:33] Jade Steele: But just remember, the sun is a star, not a planet.
[23:34] Joss Imako: It was nice talking with you as well.
[23:34] Jade Steele: The forums? How come?
[23:34] Joss Imako: I dunno. Could become a segment or something.
[23:35] Joss Imako: You are kind of an invisible presence to most of the population.
[23:35] Jade Steele: Sure maybe a new thread in the Spam section called "Lochness Monster Sightings"
[23:35] Joss Imako: Has a nice ring to it.
[23:36] Joss Imako: At least it sounds better that Bigfoot Sightings.
[23:39] Jade Steele: That's true! Much better!
[23:41] Joss Imako: So obviously you're still on even though you disappeared.
[23:42] Joss Imako: What else dares go wrong in SL?
[23:42] Jade Steele: No
[23:42] Jade Steele: The proper question is ...
[23:42] Jade Steele: What doesn't go wrong in SL?
[23:43] Joss Imako: Milk.
[23:43] Joss Imako: Seriously, never gets spilled. Thus, no crying over it.
[23:44] Jade Steele: Especially if you pour it into a sippy cup with a tight lid.
[23:44] Joss Imako: Or just put it back in its original original container.
[23:44] Joss Imako: I'm talking about boobies.
[23:45] Jade Steele: I don't think that's possible
[23:46] Joss Imako: Says you. All they do is put the milk in some water balloons and voila, you create your own breast implants.
[23:47] Jade Steele: I'll take your word on that
[23:47] Joss Imako: Well if you're going to take my word on that, why can't you about the sun being the most awesome planet?
[23:50] Jade Steele: Because that is something that has been long researched and proven. Whereas I have a feeling the other is something you just came up with.
[23:53] Joss Imako: Hmm. There was this guy named Lowell. Did tons of research and said that there were canals on Mars. This was all about 100 years ago. And the scientists nodded, saying, "Yes, there are canals on Mars. Can't wait to go exploring around in them. Might even be some moisure there still." (They liked fitting in innuendo whenever they could.)
[23:54] Joss Imako: But after the guy died, they did some more research to discover that there was no canals at all and that he probably just had some messed up thing with his eyes, causing him to see his own blood vessels, his canals.
[23:55] Joss Imako: Proof does not always equal truth.
[23:55] Jade Steele: There wasn't proof, only his word, much like yours
[23:56] Joss Imako: And in conclusion, Trebek shaves his boobies, but he doesn't cry, so bitzu ai and get me a beer.
[23:57] Joss Imako: Thank you for your time and I hope I at least made your head tilt if I didn't get you to laugh.
[23:58] Joss Imako: Anything you wish to say to everyone in the forums?
[23:59] Jade Steele: I know how to say it in Scotland too ...
[23:59] Joss Imako: I believe that would be Scottish, but go for it.
[0:00] Jade Steele: No I said "in Scotland" as if I were there, much like I said "in Ireland"
[0:00] Joss Imako: Yeah, but Scottish is a different language than English.
[0:01] Jade Steele: So is Gaelic
[0:01] Joss Imako: Right right.
[0:01] Joss Imako: So how do you say it in Scotland?
[0:01] Jade Steele: why its ... "shut up and get me a beer"!
[0:02] Joss Imako: I think it's much the same in South Africa, but oh well.
[0:02] Jade Steele: I think you are correct.
[0:02] Jade Steele: But no the same in South America
[0:04] Joss Imako: Yes they do. Just because they wear cowboy hats and listen to country music doesn't mean they don't say it the same way.
[0:04] Jade Steele: HAHA
[0:04] Joss Imako: I keep on meaning to cut off this conversation at some point to post on the forums. But just keep on talking.
[0:05] Joss Imako: I know! I got a good question for that!
[0:05] Joss Imako: Can I be a moderator?
[0:06] Jade Steele: Ah yes indeed a good point to cut off the conversation!
[0:07] Joss Imako: I wonder if that would work in RL too...
[0:07] Joss Imako: Ah crap. I was about to play with another idea again.
[0:09] Joss Imako: Have a good evening.
[0:11] Jade Steele: Thank you and you too!
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| Calee Lykin |
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*mre-giggles hysterically*
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So it wasnt myth. Check.
And glad you remember how to say it in Czech.
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| J8 Skall |
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Jade's a great person to speak to, I've had some very long conversations with her, but they are especially rare for me due to time difference, and rarely so silly.  .
Shes a great girl though, I think the first time I saw her Av properly in world she was standing in the middle of a blank apocalpyse sim, and I walked past and thought 'Ohh, there Jade'...
15 minutes later I stopped, and thought 'What the hell was Jade standing on?'... And yeah, rushing back I saw a new sim I had managed to not notice, even when cammed in on her.
She does have a kind of disembodied presence, I had only seen her once flittingly on a catwalk befoe that, despite having spoken to her before.
I'm pretty sure shes about on alts though, I can't imagine the hassel it would take to roleplay on Jade, at best you get curious IMs, and worst tonne of complaints, which is really no fun, so I gather 'Jade' is really just an administrative presence, but her player is more in touch than she seems.
As for the beer question, in Britian you don't as for a beer...
You ask for a "pint'a (insert beer name here)..." If your lame it's a lager, if you like proper beer it's ale.
And my technique for asking for things in different languages, and it works, is peeling the labels of beer bottles, keeping them in a wallet, and showing them to bar staff with appropriate hand signals, it's especially useful when asking for a native beer... no language skills required  .
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| J8 Skall |
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I actually think Ghandi has an evil side now, coining the nickname Nessy for Jade... Theres a sadist there under the surface .
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| Chandra Meehan |
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<3 Jade! Best dinner evaaaaah.
((She might suspect it.... even if she doesn't know it yet, but Chandra has plans...... *evil grin*))
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| J8 Skall |
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You bit Jade?
I been trying to get her IC for ages, but Jay has yet to meet the elusive mayor... Though if he did, I doubt it'd be a great thing for him, he'd be a prick...
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Jay not really ICly. *laughs* but highly working on it. *chuckles* the mayor will be MIIIINE. *evil grin*
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| can we all imagine how things would go if Markko was to meet the Mayor in an IC environment *grins* |
Yes, knowing both of these people very well, I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that one would end up screaming and running for cover. OF COURSE I WILL NOT say which one would run away. |
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| MarkkoOndricek wrote: |
| can we all imagine how things would go if Markko was to meet the Mayor in an IC environment *grins* |
We can all imagine how MARKKO imagines how things would go... |
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I saw her! I swear I did!
Imagine Jade dancing with Sakito in the Snake Pit... and then proceeding to move to the stage for a brief pole dance...
There were no pictures. I passed out on my keyboard from pure and overwhelming joy.
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