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| Marina Storaro |
 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject: Midian Hallmark Cards |
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Basically, what would Hallmark cards read like in Midian?
(Tis a joke, am not actually suggesting we have cards.. before someone takes it upon themselves, lol...)
For example, Forge happened upon Marina while she was hovering over a 'fallen victim', and starting tease-singing, and she whirled around and put a gun to his face, annoyed.
So she'd send him a "Sorry I pulled a gun on you..." card.
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| MarkkoOndricek |
| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm, cards, how about...
Thank you's and such:
"Your girlfriend was great last night"
"Thanks for joining the threesome"
"Thanks for shooting those fuckers in the back while they were trying to jump me last week"
Invite's:
"There ain't no business like Ho business"
"Come and stretch out at the Gallows"
I'm sorry:
"I didn't know she was your girlfriend...not that I care"
"Well I'm not really sorry...but I'll say it if it makes you feel better"
I think these are kinda cheesy, but then aren't cards cheesy anyway, I hate those things...
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| Arcann Dyrssen |
| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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Perhaps a birthday greeting?
"Hey, Happy Birthday! Sorry about the missing arm/leg/fingers/sexual appendage! (choose which applies)"
Or how about a get well card?
"Get well soon, and try not to think about the toxic waste in your colon!"
Anniversary?
"Congratulations on your Fiftieth Rape Victim!"
Birth of a child?
"We welcome... whatever it is you birthed... to the world!"
Marriage?
"Congratulations on your union! We've already forgotten about your past three women/men/hermaphrodites!"
The list goes on, people...
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| Tess Chickenwing |
| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Condolences
Sorry about your loss, I did try and kill your relative quick and painlessly.
Valentine
Roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriend is dead... and so are you |
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| Mercy |
| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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Midian Sympathy card:
"No one loves you."
Birthday:
"It's been a crazy 3 weeks, but you've aged 16 years!"
Love:
"Your the best for me for the next two weeks."
"Sorry I gave you HIV---but now we're meant for each other!"
"Who cares if your from the enemy faction, your hot!"
"You got a purdy mouth..."
"It's only cheating if it's my main."
Mother's day:
"Thanks for last night..."
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| TheCatsGem |
| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Location: Home with a bag of M&M...and probably in a cage
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Reks Cards to Kat:
Sorry for biting off your ear and eating part of your tail
Forge Card to Kat
I'm proud of you quiting drugs, by the way sorry for whacking you in the head with a baseball bat
To my wonderful wife, *Open card* Sorry...I forgot to tell you we never got married
Calee card for Kat
Thank you for stitching me up after I played with your brother |
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| Morizyan Deadlight |
| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:00 am Post subject: |
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From Brandon Jackson
-Get Well Soon
"Now, look what you made me do."
"I'll sew that up later."
"Don't worry, chicks dig scars."
"It's not my fault you're a retard."
"If the hospital food doesn't kill you, I will."
"Better hope you heal faster than I do."
"Friendly Fire is an ugly word... I prefer to look at it as taking one for the team."
"I told you running would only make it worse."
"It'll only hurt once... if you're lucky."
"You'll walk again, if I see fit."
-Sympathy Card
"Could've been worse... I was in a good mood."
(compliments of Calee)
"Man-up, pussy."
"At least you're not bleeding out of your a- ... oh wait."
"Paralysis is only my way of saying "Slow Down"."
"In all honesty... you deserved it."
"You should see the guy that came in before you... *shudders*"
"Think of it this way, Halloween shopping will be a breeze now so long as you go as a pirate.
"I'm all out of sympathy... but I have plenty of angst, spite, and apathy."
"Just remember... I'm one of the -good- guys."
-Congratulations (Universal)
"Looks like that foot healed up nicely!"
"... on completing MPD basic training! I needed something new to shoot at."
"You dropped three lines on my hit list! Good for you!"
"I hate you less today, than yesterday."
-General
"What's a little brain matter between pals?"
"Told you I could lick my back."
"Open your mouth and close your eyes and I'm... gonna... put a... penis... in your mouth."
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