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| Kohji Dosei |
 Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject: You know you're from Midian when. . . |
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| October Hush |
| Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| DaveDoowangle |
| Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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when you do, in fact, wangle on a frequent basis.
Har dee har har. |
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| Alex Qinan |
| Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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...when you ask your cat politely before using your fire escape, for fear of being shot.
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| Zellie Defiant |
| Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: ... |
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You know you're from Midian when it takes you 20 minutes to walk 2 blocks down the main street.
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| Kasidy_Ristow |
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A Priest, A Vampire and a Bio-Mech all walk into a bar......
I see a potential joke here somewhere |
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| Reinhardt Stenvaag |
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Wait..a prist, a vampire... and a biomech?
Isnt that everyone Bones has ever played? |
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| Kasidy_Ristow |
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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| And THERE is the punchline! |
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| Lindsay Noonan |
| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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You know you're from Midian when you get nervous buying catnip at PetCo if a cop walks in.
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| Chandra Meehan |
| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: ... |
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| Zellie Defiant wrote: |
| You know you're from Midian when it takes you 20 minutes to walk 2 blocks down the main street. |
.... and when suddenly the word "downtown" gets a full new meaning to you!
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| Chug Dynamo |
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You know you're from Midian when you try to explain you can't get drunk because of your nanites in your biology report. A sign I need to get out more?  |
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| Josie McGann |
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When asked what you do when no one is watching and you respond "reload"...you might be from Midian.......
When the last three people you had sex with all turned into wolves, bats or kitty-cats...you might be from Midian
When the person with whom you're currently having sex thinks the Red Cross is a great place for snack food..you might be from Midian
When you're planning to have sex with someone else, merely to make it hurt more when you betray and murder them..... you're DEFINITELY from Midian
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| Golyth Carillon |
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When every time you walk past an alley way you have to stop and stare to make sure there aren't groups of cats or people in gothic clothing staring back at you...
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| Chandra Meehan |
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You're MOST DEFINITELY from Midian when you go through all these posts in this thread, laughing your ass off with more and more tears in your eyes, whereas those sitting next to you IRL look at you strangely, glance briefly at your screen to read and ask you then 'what the hell is so funny about that........' !!!
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| Aegyptia Elvehjem |
| Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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You know you're in Midian when the guy next to you at the bar specifies donor type while ordering a bloody mary.
When pack, breed and pride do not live in a forest, plus lions, tigers and bears would be welcome considering some alternatives, you're definitely not in Kansas anymore.
When your evening party attire includes enough artillery to bring down a large charging rhino, you might be from Midian.
When simply raping someone, yet leaving their body in tact is considered giving ultraviolence a bad name, being too nice, and just plain lazy, you might be from Midian.
When your idea of a good time includes pain, blood, knives, guns, sex and a hound, you might be from Midian.
When you are hanging out on what is usually a pretty quiet forum whose daily posts suddenly skyrocket because the grid is down, plus you think it cute/ironic that the lycan posts as hidden because he doesn't really exist, you might be from Midian. 
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